Title: Toxic is the Unyielding Love (1/?)
Characters: Swan Queen
Spoilers: Veers from canon after the third episode of season 2.
Disclaimer: Of course I don’t own them. All the lady loving would be hella canon if I did.
Summary: After the events of “Destiny is the Rabbit Hole” Regina returns to Storybrooke to find the world changed in ways she could not have fathomed. Now she, Emma, and a woman from Kansas must team up to battle the bevy of evil witches who have made Storybrooke their home. Along the way there’s a fire-breathing tentacle monster, a lewd and crude parrot and a masquerade ball that threatens to reveal everything.
Author’s Note: The above summary is easily the most difficult one I’ve had to write because SPOILERS. But I heavily hinted at a lot of this for a while, so the above is good enough.
The real setup for this story will be apparent by the end of this chapter. I hope you’re up for the ride, because it’s going to be cracked the hell out.
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